The list is going well, the suggestions have been rolling in thick and fast and some have been good, some not so good.

John suggested I go out and try to outdrink Eddie for the night. Lets get one thing straight,this is meant to be a life fulfilling experience - not a suicide mission. The last time I attempted to outdrink Eddie resembled a scene from the Exorcist. If there was a Projectile vomit Olympics then I would have been the world champion that night. Theres also the problem that when Eddie gets drunk he has the habit of launching industrial sizing wheelie bins at my head, and from experience let me tell u, it hurts!! A lot! In fact its always quite surprised me just how far an airborn wheelie bin can send you flying across the street.  Maybe they should make that an Olympic event too!

Another suggestion came off Sharon who suggested going back to my old school for the day. I thought about this for a few minutes. And then I thought some more. And then it dawned on me - why would I want to put myself back through that hell again. On the the brightside, at least this time round I'd be bigger than all of the bullies, but then I realised I probably wouldn't. Is it just me or have you noticed as well that they must be dishing out growth hormones or something to kids these days. All of the 14 olds you see walking around are at least 6 foot, and they seem to develop serious drinking habits before they're in double figures. I remember being 10 and embarrassing my mum by asking what a condom was, nowadays buying a packet of condoms at that age is probably as normal as buying a Mars Bars after school. Anyway rant over and back on the subject. I think I should be looking towards the future and not the past. Saying that I've added number 27 to the list

27) Arrange a reunion for all of my old school mates

This was something I was meant to have organised for the summer but never got round to it. My year at school was quite different to a lot of the others above and below. We hated each other. During 6th form instead of banding together into a big group of friends, we split into 3 groups. There were those who hung in the blackhole, those that hung out in the main study room off the common room, and then there were the lesbian bitches. Ok they weren't real lesbians, or at least I don't think they were, but they definately were bitches. They were the girls who thought they were better than the rest of us, and looked down on all men in the year. Luckily for me I wasn't a lesbian, or a bitch.I hung around in the black hole. For those of u reading this that are now wondering how I survived my sixth form days living in a collapsed star somewhere on the outskirts of the solar system, let me put you straight.The blackhole was actually the dingy little study room by the 6th form block toilets. I assume it got its name by having no windows and the air in their being as toxic as what you'd fine out in the middle of space. Although I'm not painting a good picture of it, it does have really fond memories, like the day Kyle destroyed the stereo with a hockey stick after a bad lesson (I still have the front of it glued in my year book), and how Piggy would clear it out on a daily basis with his rancid arse smells. That room served us well and I made some good friends in there, friends that 10 years on I'd love to catch up with. So thats number 27, meet up with my old mates and not invite the bitches.

Ok so u're probably asking what else I've added to my list... Well theres number 25.

25) Tip a waiter with something other than money

This may not be a life altering experience in anyway, but I thought it was the most random suggestion I've had yet and so deserved to be added. I also need your help on this. What should I tip the waiter. It has to be something hugely comical, and something I'm not going to get arrested for. Send your suggestions to me now.

I've also added number 26.

26) Milk a cow

I think this is one thing that every man,woman and child should do before they die, and must be a great conversation starter at parties. "Hey, how are u, my names Chris. Did you know last week I squeezed milk out of a cow's udder". It'll have the girls eating out of my hand. Well either that or have them thinking I'm some deranged lunatic with a fetish for animal genitalia. Either way, its now on the list, so does anyone know where I can get a cow?

Almost a week has gone by since I first sent the list around and i'm sad to say that I've still not crossed anything off. Hopefully within the next 7 days this will change. Oh and if u're reading this and you happen to be a stunning single girl who's not a dog in a club, then come and find me at some point soon and help me cross number 5 off.

Here's the updated list, more to come very soon. Keep your suggestions coming. I only need another 23 things to help me improve my life...

24. Give blood (I have a servere phobia of someone jabbing a needle in to my arm,)
25. Tip a waiter with something other than money (I'll be sending an email round soon to ask for suggestions of how I should tip him)
26. Milk a cow - Its gotta be a talking point at parties
27. Arrange a reunion with all of my school friends.