The New List And The Road Trip of A Lifetime...

Thanks to everyone who's given me a pile of suggestions for my list. Over the past 24 hours I've gotten even more enthusiastic about it. Please keep your idea's coming in...

By far the most popular suggestion seems to involve me and a threesome, foursome, and even fivesome. Now as fun as they sound, these are meant to be achievable goal's and lately its been hard enough to try and find a twosome let alone inviting 3 other random girls to come and join in on the bed room antics. However if there are any girls out there who when they wake up in the morning suddenly think to themselves, "what I fancy doin today is phoning up a few of my girl friends, then goin round to ecke's with them for an afternoon of steamy passion" then feel free to drop me a line and I'm more than sure I can squeeze it on to the list somewhere.

Other suggestions have been, pull the fattest girl I can. Errr...now why would I want to do that. These are meant to be life changing experiences so shouldn't it be pull the fittest girl I can. I mean, what am I really gonna achieve by being wedged between the thighs of some 20 stone monster - apart from maybe a broken back.

And now for the best of all.... Number 18 on my list. A new suggestion - Stick a pin in a map of the UK and go whereever it lands. So thats what we did. Tonight while supping on a pint of Magners in the meg I closed my eyes and flipped through the AA Road Atlas of Britain until Chloe said stop, then stuck a pin into the page. So you ask, where am I going.. somewhere cool like London, or Birkinhead, or Bognor Regis. No where I'm off is way cooler than any of these places.. I'm off to Borgue!!!! Yes you read that right, Borgue. Actually as it turns out I'm not off to Borgue because Borgue is a seaside town in North Scotland. Where my pin really landed was 8 miles off the coast of Borgue in the middle of the North Sea. Which causes a problem, because one - I don't own a boat, and 2 - even if I did own a boat I don't know how to sail. Also it's just my luck to stick a pin in a map and pick the furthest possible place away, and thats what I appear  to have done, because Borgue is only 40 miles down from John O'Groats. And if you don't believe me then check out this map

 Not to worry though, according to google maps its only a 479 mile journey which'll only take 11 hours 55 minutes to do.

So having discussed this around the pub, it appears we have a bit of a road trip on our hands. I'm now gathering up a list of people who have dreamt all their lives of visiting world famous Borgue, and I'm gonna make their dreams come true. I'm also happy for the rest of you who just fancy seeing what Borgue is like to come along to. I think we'll have fun there. After a quick Google it appears they have a church, and a few old houses, and quite a few fields, oh and a cross. Not a cross like the one they hung Jesus off, but some war memorial thing. I'm assuming they may have a pub to, and hopefully a fisherman who'd be happy to take me on a trip 8 miles off the coast.

On the brightside it just so happens that Loch Ness appears to be slap bang in the middle on our way to Borgue so we can stop there and cross number 4 off my list to.

Also good news on Number 3. If everything goes to plan, I've got tickets to go on the Price Is Right on Sunday.

I've not been so enthusiastic for a long time. The next few months are gonna be fun. Tonight I've also managed to cross off Chinese and Chocolate from the list of 50 things to eat. I'm still having major issues with Guinea pigs though. I may enquire at the pet shop this weekend about how I'd go about cooking one and if their colour affects their taste.

I have also added the following things to my list..

18. Stick a pin in a map of the uk while blindfolded. Drive to wherever it lands. Take a photo (Off to Borgue, only 479 miles away, and 40 miles from John O Groats).
19. Abseil
21. Take part in the lottery
22. Host a proper cocktail party, with the full evening wear  swan made of ice and everything (cheers ugzy, where the hell am I gonna get a swan made of ice).
23. Take part in a fun run (I'll never manage the marathon but maybe half. Does jogging through Biddulph town centre count, cos that maybe fun, and its a run!)