What not to eat....
 
45 minutes after making my initial post, I'd started to get all excited. I knew I'd probably take some flack off my mates who'd think this was all a stupid idea, but I didn't care. I decided to look more closely at Number 13 - Eat all of the foods on the BBC's 50 foods to eat before you die. I suddenly had a horrifying revelation and posted the following...
 
Wednesday, September 06, 2006 - 11:18pm
 

Ok, then. Before I can cross number 13 off my list, I have got to eat the following 50 foods, starting tomorrow. This is probably gonna be the toughest of the tasks, although I may be able to cross off Haggis while visiting Loch Ness :-)

Having not looked at this list before I posted it as Number 13, all I can now say is FUCK!!! What are Moreton Bay bugs, what the hell is clam chowder, and FUCK FUCK FUCK How the hell do u cook a Guinea pig. I mean which sick fucker even votes for Guinea pig on the list of 50 foods to eat before I die. Ice Cream - easy, Alligator -ok, Octopus - yeah at a push... but Guinea pig!!!! Its gonna be a long 11 months.

1. Fresh fish
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Thai food
5. Chinese food
6. Ice cream
7. Pizza
8. Crab
9. Curry
10. Prawns
11. Moreton Bay Bugs
12. Clam chowder
13. Barbecues
14. Pancakes
15. Pasta
16. Mussels
17. Cheesecake
18. Lamb
19. Cream tea
20. Alligator
21. Oysters
22. Kangaroo
23. Chocolate
24. Sandwiches
25. Greek food
26. Burgers
27. Mexican food
28. Squid
29. American diner breakfast
30. Salmon
31. Venison
32. Guinea pig!!!
33. Shark
34. Sushi
35. Paella
36. Barramundi
37. Reindeer
38. Kebab
39. Scallops
40. Australian meat pie
41. Mango
42. Durian fruit
43. Octopus
44. Ribs
45. Roast beef
46. Tapas
47. Jerk chicken/por
48. Haggis
49. Cornish Pastie
50. Caviar
 
I received the following reply back from this posting...
 
Replied by Louise...
Just to let you know chowder is a type of soup....i sometimes eat sweetcorn and tuna chowder...tis very good!! for the gunia pig, maybe you should go to peru because it's their local dish and tastes of rabbit!!
 
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