"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." --Ernest Hemingway
 
   
Muff Road Trip - Day 1 - Muff Olympics
 

After our dip in the ocean, Harriet and Gemma unveiled the evenings entertainment.. The Muff Olympics. The group had been split into 2 teams with Ecke leading the Reds, and Kyles the blues. We were all presented with colour Muff Olympics Team Bands.

The Red Team consisted of, Ecke, Harriet, Shez, Ryan, Emma, & Karl. The Blues were Kyle, Si, Mike, Katie, Mel, & Jake.

The Olympics consisted of 10 events. Event 1 was a pub quiz style quiz. The Red Team kicked ass and won their first medal. Event 2 was the Diablo & saw Harriet face off Jake. Jake won this one. Next came the Sewing Race, where the team had to sew themselves together by going up the legs and jumper and then down on the next person. The Reds easily won this as Katies trousers were moulded to her skin and the spoon wouldn't fit down them. Pictionary soon followed with Karl and Mel drawing. Karls pictures were superb but Mel got Bingo Hall as a clue and drew what appeared to be a Pizza, losing the round for the Blues. The next event was the Cracker race with Si & Shez having to eat as many dry crackers as possible in a minute. Si won this one for the Blues by a few Crumbs. Next was a team event of having to walk away and come back when you thought 5 minutes had passed. Ryan won this as he knew it took him 4.5mins to smoke a fag. Next came the Basket Ball event, where you fired a ball up out of the basket and had to catch it. Emma & Ecke did pretty pathetic for the Reds, and the events and overall competition was won by Si for the Blues who could have been world basketball champion get about 20 balls caught, and then Kyle got 11. The funniest event was wear you had to pass a tennis ball round your team under your chins. It turned into some filthy porn between Harriet, Emma, and Shez, lol! Final event was the Fetch Me where Mel proved she could remove her bra in 2 seconds flat!

A bonus event was Kyle & Ecke seeing how many Marshmellows they could get in their mouths. Kyle won by making Ecke laugh and spit all his out!

 
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